Giftastic ACC Power Rankings - Post Week 5

Once again, the ACC had a week full of stupid. Let’s get to the gifs.

1. Florida State, W @ NC State, 56-41

Knocked silly in the first quarter, trailing until near the end of the 3rd quarter, but managed to avoid disaster. Best team in the country? No. Best team in the ACC? By the slimmest of margins.

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2. Clemson, W vs UNC, 50-35

15-point win and really it wasn’t that close. Watson looks like the real deal. Feeling better about your team, Clemson fans?

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3. Virginia, W vs Kent State, 45-13

Admittedly, this is where the rankings start to get a little weird. Are the Cavaliers really the 3rd best team in the ACC? Probably not, but who the hell else would I put here?

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13(tie). Virginia Tech, W vs Western Michigan, 35-17

Gross

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13(tie). Boston College, L vs Colorado State, 24-21

You’re terrible.

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13(tie). Pitt, L vs Akron, 21-10

GET THE HELL OUT

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13(tie). Louisville, W vs Wake Forest, 20-10

……

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13(tie). NC State, L vs Florida State, 56-41

YOU CAN’T FAKE FAILURE

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13(tie). Duke, L @ Miami, 22-10

Basketball season is not far away, guys.

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13(tie). Miami, W vs Duke, 22-10

SAD SWAG IS SAD

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13(tie). North Carolina, L @ Clemson, 50-35

Whoever their opponent is just scored again

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13(tie). Georgia Tech, Bye

Saved only because you didn’t play this week.

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13(tie). Syracuse, L vs Notre Dame, 31-15

I CAN’T EVEN

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14. Wake Forest, L @ Louisville, 20-10

Just stop.

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Giftastic Recap of NC State vs Florida State

Florida State comes into Carter-Finley ranked #1 in the country with State looking…well, less than #50 in the country:

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NC State gets the ball to start and scores a touchdown on its second play:

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Florida State responds with a score of their own. Fun while it lasted:

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But NC State comes back with a dominant drive to make it 14-7!

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State forces a Jameis Winston fumble and kicks a FG to go up 17-7:

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NC State forces a 3-and-out to get the ball back:

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Jacoby’s crazy escape touchdown pass to Alston (intended for Grinnage, but ya know, whatever) to make it 24-7:

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NC State continuously using the Wildcat formation with 0 success:

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FSU responds with two straight touchdowns to make it 24-21:

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Winston throws an interception to start the second half and State responds with a score:

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FSU comes back with a pretty easy score to make it 31-28:

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FSU forces a 3-and-out, FSU muffs it, and then State scores to make it 38-28:

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FSU responds with a score, Brissett fumbles, and FSU takes the lead 42-38:

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FSU scores again and Brissett fumbles on the ensuing possession:

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All NC State can manage is another field goal, while FSU scores again to make it 56-41:

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Losing by 15 to the alleged #1 team in the country?

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State coaches refusing to get out of their own way (play calling, complaining, etc):

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Giftastic ACC Football Power Rankings Post Week 4

The ACC had quite the weekend of football. Quite terrible. Here’s how the teams stack up after 4 weeks of play.

1. FSU, W vs Clemson, 23-17(OT)

Needed OT to beat Clemson. Sort of expected given Jameis Winston did Jameis Winston things and got himself suspended.


2. Clemson, L @ Florida State, 23-17(OT)

Hey! It’s not all bad. FSU is the #1 team in the country after all. Never you mind that you derped away the win.


3. Duke, W vs Tulane, 47-13

Easy win against Tulane, who couldn’t get out of their own way. PLAY SOMEONE SO I KNOW IT’S REAL


4. Louisville, W vs FIU, 34-3

Man, I don’t know. After the first two teams, this ranking thing is a crap shoot. Everyone’s kinda mediocre.


5. Virginia, L @ BYU, 41-33

Are you guys for real? Maybe? I dunno. But a team with Tom O’Brien on the staff losing on the road. I believe that.


6. BC, W vs Maine, 40-10

Alphabetical ranking might make more sense than this shit.


7. VT, L vs GT, 27-24

You’re not as good as we thought. GT is better than we thought. Everything is stupid.


8. Miami, L @ Nebraska, 41-31

As Iggy Azalea says, your ‘swagger [is] on stupid’…and not in the good way.


9. Pitt, L vs Iowa, 24-20

Are you guys serious with this shit? I thought you were for real and then you do that crap?


10. GT, W @ Virginia Tech, 27-24

Congratulations for your one meaningful win this year.


11. NC State, W vs Presbyterian

Gave up the most yards Presbyterian’s had all year against D1 schools. And Florida State comes to town next weekend.


12. UNC, BEATEMDOWN @ ECU, 70-41

RIP. Here’s your couch. And ECU is Rick James.


13. Syracuse, L vs Maryland, 34-20

I hate you. You big bucket of fail.


14. Wake Forest, W vs Army, 24-21

Come from behind win against Army…COME FROM BEIND WIN…AGAINST ARMY…gross

Giftastic Recap of Presbyterian at NC State

State welcomes Presbyterian after going down to South Florida and putting a whooping on the Bulls. Presbyterian is pretty awful.

State stops Presbyterian on their first drive and scores on just 5 plays to take a 7-0 lead:

NC State’s offense dies because Jacoby wants to throw every single pass into the end zone:

Basically getting outplayed on offense by Presbyterian in the first quarter:

Finally getting two touchdowns right before halftime to go up 21-0:

First play in the second half is a bomb to Underwood for a score

State tacks on 2 more touchdowns to go up 42-0

Wait…they gave up 253 yards of offense to Presbyterian??

And now State looks forward to playing Florida State next weekend:

Giftastic ACC Football Power Rankings - Post Week 3

ACC Football! Catch the…whatever it is. I have no idea anymore so let’s just get to the rankings.

1. Florida State, BYE

Gotta love it having a bye week this early to prepare for Clemson next week.


2. Clemson, BYE

WOW THIS ALMOST SEEMS LIKE IT WAS PLANNED ALL ALONG. A BYE, TOO?!


3. Duke, W vs Kansas, 41-3

Absolutely smoked Kansas. Some say Kansas was even attempting to play football, but I don’t buy it. Let’s get a quick shot inside Duke’s football offices.


4. Boston College, W vs USC, 37-31

HAHAHAHA WHAT?! THESE RANKINGS ARE A JOKE. THIS IS DUMB.


5. Pitt, W vs FIU, 42-25

I BASICALLY DREW THESE OUT OF A HAT.


6. Virginia, W vs Louisville, 23-21

GET THE FUCK OUT THAT DID NOT HAPPEN


7. Virginia Tech, L vs ECU, 28-21

GOT THAT BOOTY SMACKED HAHA PIRATE PUNS


8. Louisville, L @ Virgina, 23-21

I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU BUT NO


9. Miami, W vs Arkansas State, 41-20

*FART NOISE*


10. UNC, BYE

GO. AWAY.


11. Syracuse, W @ Central Michigan, 40-3

WHAT? DO YOU WANT A COOKIE?


12. NC State, W @ USF, 49-17

HERE’S A RABBIT HUMPING A BALLOON


13. Georgia Tech, W vs Georgia Southern, 42-38

IS GEORGIA SOUTHERN IN THE ACC NOW WHAT THE HELL


14. Wake Forest, L @ Utah State, 36-24

ONLY BECAUSE I CAN’T RANK YOU LOWER THAN LAST

Giftastic Recap of NC State at South Florida

NC State heads down to South Florida to take on a team that one 1 game last year, but may be a bit improved. It’s a road game, too, which State has recently had issues with. So, yeah.

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State gets on the board after a great first drive. Maybe there’s some hope?

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But then USF throws a 75-yard touchdown pass to tie it

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State scores 6 unanswered touchdowns to go up 49-7:

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USF scores a touchdown and field goal to make it 49-17, but that’s whatever man

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Giftastic ACC Football Power Rankings, Week 2

Well, with week 2 in the books, we can finally see who the best teams are and how these Power Rankings are going to shake out for the remainder of the year. Guaranteed.

1. Florida State, W vs Citadel, 37-13

This one wasn’t really as close as the score may indicate. FSU was up 28-0 at the half and just put it into cruise control down the stretch. They’re probably just gonna be running folks over for a while.


2. Clemson, W vs South Carolina State, 73-7

Damn. A straight mollywhoppin’. Wow.


3. Louisville, W vs Miami, 31-13, W vs Murray St, 66-21

The expected falloff from Strong’s team last year to this year’s team is…small. No Bridgewater? No problem. Petrino be like:


4. Virginia Tech, W @ Ohio State, 35-21

Probably higher on some people’s list and the chic week 2 pick to win the coastal. Their defense is good and the offense suddenly shows signs of having a purpose. But OSU was …not typical. But a big win, nonetheless. How does it feel, Hokies?


5. Pitt, W @ Boston College, 30-20

Pitt’s good. This game was 20-7 at the half, but was never really interesting or particularly close. Kudos to the fighting Paul Chrysts. Go Panthers.


6. Miami, L @ Louisville, 31-13, W vs Florida A&M, 41-7

They needed a good win to get rid of the taste from the loss to Louisville and they got it in a big way, smashing A&M to bits. Taste the rainbow of victory, Canes.


7. Duke, W vs Troy, 34-17

Admittedly closer than I’d expected. Duke wasn’t able to do much before blowing up in the second half for 21 points to take a 24-14 lead into the half. They cruised. But…some doubt, maybe?


8. Boston College, L vs Pitt, 30-20

Hey…chin up. You guys aren’t terrible. You’re not very good, either.


9. Virginia, W vs Richmond, 45-13

Is Virginia actually…..decent? I’m so confused right now.


10. Georgia Tech, W @ Tulane, 38-21

Oh good, GT won. Whatever. Paul Johnson is still your coach. Joke’s on you.


11. North Carolina, W vs San Diego State, 31-27

Another game that shouldn’t have been this close but was…and if not for some pretty atrocious quarterback play from SDSU, probably would’ve lost this one. UNC looks good but tastes terrible.


12. Syracuse, BYE

A bye in week 2? Seriously?


13. Wake Forest, W vs Gardner-Webb, 23-7

Gross. Watching Wake Forest football is gross.


14. NC State, W vs Old Dominion, 46-34

Until they stop playing like dog shit, I will continue calling them the worst team in the conference. Because that’s what they are. They look like they should be successful and then all fail breaks loose.

Giftastic Recap of NC State vs Old Dominion

NC State takes on an ODU team that beat a team called Hampton last week 42-28. No problem:

Old Dominion scores on their first drive:

NC State responds!…with a field goal:

Wolfpack force a turnover and subsequently go up 10-7!

NC State’s defense:

ODU converts their first 4th down to go up 14-10:

State punts from the ODU 40 and ODU drives to go up 21-10:

NC State manages to score a touchdown and 2-point conversion to go into halftime only down 3:

And hooo boy, State starts the second half with a touchdown to go up 25-21 AND OH YEAH WE’RE GOING TO BEAT Y’ALL BAD:

EXCEPT ODU CONVERTS TWO FOURTH DOWNS ON THE SUBSEQUENT DRIVE TO SCORE A TOUCHDOWN MAN WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

State responds with a touchdown to retake the lead awww yeahhh:

NC State forces ODU’s first punt of the game:

STATE GOES UP BY DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!111

EXCEPT OLD DOMINION SCORES AGAIN TO MAKE IT 39-34:

Shad with a big run to put State up by the final score, 46-34:

This game, basically:

Giftastic ACC Power Rankings - Week One

The first week of play for the ACC teams got off to an…interesting start. You had your good and your bad and your OH MY LORD WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

Here’s how your ACC football teams stack up after week 1:

1. Florida State

W @ Oklahoma State, 37-31

A rough start for the Seminoles, taking on a solid Ok. State team on the road. The fighting Jameis Winstons had several miscues but did just enough to come away with the win. What can we say? Y’all just have “it.”

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2. Duke

W vs Elon, 52-13

To say Duke looked dominant would be an underestimate. Pathetic FCS competition or not, Duke was on a roll from the kickoff to the final whistle. What you guys have to say to the haters, Duke?

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3. Clemson

L @ Georgia, 45-21

Wooooo take that ass whoopin’ and get on back home. This game probably doesn’t mean much for this season’s prospects. You tried to hold it together and well, failed miserably.

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4. Miami

Playing Louisville tonight at 8PM in Louisville.

Good luck. They’re right behind you in the Power Rankings and well, that’s the most important gauge of your strength at the moment.

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5. Louisville

Playing Miami tonight at 8PM at home.

Hell of an ACC opener for both these teams, which look to be pretty good. Louisville’s favored, so I’d expect they’ll shove Miami out of the way in these rankings next week.

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6. Virginia Tech

W vs William and Mary, 34-9

Hey! Offense! But it was against William and Mary, so I’m not terribly sure that it counts. The win does, though. VT gets off the schneid and extends Frank Beamer. So, ya know, there’s that.

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7. Pitt

W vs Delaware, 62-0

42 points in the first half and then cruise control to a shutout victory. Flawless opener. Good job.

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8. Boston College

W @ UMass, 30-7

You scored 6 points in the first half. I…well, that’s not good, especially against UMass. Not exactly a great way to start, but you finished with a 20+ point victory.

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9. North Carolina

W vs Liberty, 56-29

Super blowout! UNC is back! NOPE. You assholes were LOSING this game until Liberty absolutely shat all over themselves. I wanted to like you guys this year, but can tell you’re going to make it very difficult.

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10. Georgia Tech

W vs Wofford, 38-19

You, too, struggled with an inferior opponent before waking the hell up in the second half. I can’t get behind a Paul Johnson-coached team anymore, so just expect to be somewhere in the bottom 5 or so in these power rankings all year. Now go away.

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11. Virginia

L vs UCLA, 28-20

Let me be clear: I expected the Cavaliers to get railroaded by UCLA. I can’t be sure if it says more about UCLA or UVA at this point in time, but putting 20 points on the board is *something* for Mike London’s team.

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12. Syracuse

W vs Villanova, 27-26 (2OT)

I thought you guys were going to be one of the (sorta) good ones. BOY WAS I WRONG. That was shitty. So shitty. It should’ve never been in doubt against Villanova, but you made sure to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Now go sit over there and think about what you’ve done.

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13. Wake Forest

L @ Louisiana-Monroe, 17-10

Not even going to waste text on this.

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14. NC State

W vs Georgia Southern, 24-23

Lots of folks, myself included, expected State to really get off to a good start this year. This was the opposite of that. Yes, they ‘finished’ and won the game. But let’s get real here. This is still a shitty team that doesn’t get going until late in the second half and will lose several games because of inexplicable reason.

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Giftastic Recap of Georgia Southern at NC State

The first game of the season is here and the Pack took on Georgia Southern, who are making the transition from FCS to FBS. Get hype!

State forces a 3-and-out and then gets stopped themselves:

GSU goes 82 yards for a pretty easy score. Capped off by a 61-yard run. The stadium goes from happy about the start of the season to…

NC State responds!..with a field goal:

State’s next 2 drives die while GSU puts up 3 more points to make it 10-3:

Sade misses a FG and GSU responds with a 29-yard touchdown pass to make it 17-3 and oh my god why are we here what is happening:

Sade misses another FG before halftime with State down 14:

Then State scores a touchdown to make it 17-10! Y’all know what time it is?!

And GSU promptly goes down to kick a field goal to go up 20-10:

State scores again! Everybody dance no-..wait, we’re still losing to GSU:

GSU marches down the field and…kicks a field go to up 23-17? Really?

With 3:35 left in the 4th quarter, State gets the ball:

STATE SCORES TO GO UP 24-23!

State stops GSU’s attempt at a game-winning drive:

If I had to sum up this game in one gif?

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